Why you should avoid women in their late twenties
happens to most single women when they hit twenty-six. It's around that age,
that females, who aren't married, start craving a ring worse than Michael Jordan at
the end of his basketball career. How do I know this? Because, I meet these
chicks all the time, and as a single man, who isn't looking for a lifelong
commitment, they are a pain in the ass to deal with.
I have to admit,
some women have no interest in getting married, and no matter how old they
become, that doesn't change. I know, I dated one for three years. But that's an
anomaly. Most people in general, male or female, desire finding that special
someone to spend eternity with. However, when a woman who is "marriage oriented"
hits that magical age, true love and soul mates go out the window, and they
usually settle for the first "he aint all that bad" guy who goes on bended knee
When girls are in
their late teens, early twenties, it's all about either getting laid, or falling
for the charming, metrosexual, Johnny Depp look-a-like, guitar playing asshole.
They are expressing their sexual freedoms, while at the same time, looking for
that man of their dreams. They have time to kill, and marriage is the last thing
on the mind. But when 26 rolls around, and they're still single, LOOK
You see, these woman
start looking around, and seeing their female cohorts getting hooked up, and
suddenly, they have nobody to hang out with anymore. They realize the guitar
playing asshole won't make any real money, and their "charming sensitivity" was
all bullshit to get in your pants, anyway. Pressure starts building up from
family, from work, and the biological clock is ticking like a motherfucker.
I've known girls who
have dated friends of mine for 2 years straight, but because they were too slow
buying a ring for them, they got dumped for another man who was more marriage
oriented. If I've seen it once, I've seen it a hundred times. And to be honest,
I can understand the thought process. Why waste valuable years of your youth
with someone who isn't willing to make the ultimate serious commitment? The last
thing you want is to be 31, single, and still dealing with dickheads who just
want a piece of in-house pussy.
so I understand the thought process, but as a man, who is 29, and not
really all that marriage oriented(well scratch that, it depends, if i
meet the right lady), I find dealing with women in their late twenties
an exercise in futility. First, they never give up the pussy right
away, which to be honest, isn't always a bad thing. Who wants to date
the town whore? But after about four dates, though, I should be getting
some ass, and when I don't, I get disinterested and I rarely change my
mind about that.
Why? Well, the truth
is, I'm a different kinda guy! I have my PHD, which stands for "PINK HOUSE
DEGREE." I've seen chicks just like the ones I'm now dealing with, when they
were 21, fuck someone they barely knew, two hours after first being introduced
to them. It happened all the time at the old Pink House, and though each person
should be judged separately, I tend to lump certain ones into groups. Meaning,
any chick that would mess with a man like me, probably used to be a slut back in
the day. I don't know, I attract girls like that for some odd reason!
Anyway, now, because
they're a little older, and harsh realities of life come into play, I'm the one
who has to wait five or six dates to get what others got right away four years
earlier? Fuck that. What I normally do is play the game until I get tired of
lying, and then I move on to the next girl if I don't get it when I want to get
it. That's why I prefer to date girls that are younger than 26, or older than
When a chick hits
35, if they aren't married, they are probably divorced, or are one of those
anomaly chicks that hate marriage. Divorced women in their mid to late 30's are
the best thing going today. They've already settled for that "he aint all that
bad" guy ten years earlier, and figured out that, HE REALLY WAS ALL THAT BAD.
That daydream of the perfect wedding, and the white picket fence, goes out the
window, and they are now realists. I love dealing with these ladies because they
have even less interest in getting married as I do, because they've lived it,
and know how bad it is. But alas, these chicks are had to find. They aren't in
the clubs or bars. Mostly, because they either have good jobs they have to wake
up early for in the mornings, or kids they have to explain fractions to at home.
But if you can find any of them, they will give up the "P" right away! Probably,
just a theory of mine, because its starting to dry up, and they need some lovin'
really, really bad! But again, these ladies are HARD to find, because they
aren't all that socially active anymore. And also, they tend to like older men,
so they don't have to deal with "early 30's single man bullshit," which I can
In conclusion, if
you're a guy, and your in a relationship with a girl who is in her mid to late
twenties, you better be shopping for a ring if you want to keep her, because I
can assure you, she's shopping for one herself. And if you're the one who isn't
going to give it to her, she'll find someone else who will, and you'll be a
And also, you really
should explore the over 35 divorced mothers. They are diamonds in the